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The Future of 2012

2012-01-01 13:35:30 by brainwashedzombie

I come from the future and I will tell you exactly what will happen in 2012 with an obscure self-serving prophecy:
"And then a bird stood on a wire releasing what it couldn't consume further. This was a free bird once but now only to himself, for he will spend his entire life inside walls, borders and tax books. He and She will live unaware yet fully capable of remembering how to fly. He and She will live and be told to do tricks and eat food that their forefathers would have never considered edible. He at least will have the chance to see himself for what he truly is in the days of eventuality. This eventual day of awakening will be made clear when the light feels heavy, the short becomes long and the money-shot is full of afterglow. Sadly, on this day of awakening he will cull this shadow of hope with a receipt of Dr. Bird, a blindfold with a label, and a mandate from his God to take in an exorbitant amount of drugs and alcohol so that he may continue to obey blindly in his enslaving Empire."